Olive Oil purity scale:
1. Extra Virgin
2. Virgin
3. Doesn't go slutty on haloween
4. Active but responsible
5. Kind of a ho
6. Total Slut
7. Would do anything for a slice of pizza
8. The "She"* in "that's what She said."
*From now on, "She" will be a proper noun, because She is out there some where.
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And we know She ... some of us in the biblical sense
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