Wednesday, July 30, 2008

If we can put a man on the moon, then why do we still......

I wonder if as Neil Armstrong was taking his first steps on the moon and uttering those famous words, if someone in mission control was like "Man....I wonder if we set the bar just a little too high?"

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Drag Show

I want to see a drag queen sing "I kissed a girl" so that the audience will be really confused about her/his sexual orientation.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Sometimes I think horrible things

If Fragile X weren't a genetic disorder, it would be a really good name for a rock band. You know, an industrial goth type of band.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Thank you, don't come again!

Have you ever had someone sit down next to you and thought "This person smells like a 7-11?"

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Job Hunting

If you ever meet someone who is about to graduate with a degree in Materials Science/Engineering wondering what to do after graduation, say "Plastics." Then they will be confused as to whether you are being serious or just referring to The Graduate.

Medical Barriers to enlightenment

If one needs to align the chakras in their spine whilst meditating, but has scoliosis, are they spiritually screwed from an eastern perspective?

Friday, July 4, 2008

Independence Day

Today, I want everyone to go and thank a veteran of the horrible war that ended 12 years ago today. Will Smith could never have beat the aliens without them.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Like odd socks, but more valuable...

12,000 Laptops are lost every week at airports
70% (8400) are never recovered
8400 * 52 Weeks a year = 436800 Laptops per year

It only takes 2 years and 3 months for a million laptops to go missing.

As a computer geek, this makes me sad.

If Cows had cars....

I saw a car with O L D S M O B I L E spelled out across the trunk, but the lock was between the M and the O and the same size as the font. Oldsmoobile.

The Smell of Happiness

Last night as I was making a smoothie in a blender, I realized that the smell of the kitchen growing up that I had associated with cake and other baked goods was actually just the smell of the innards of the appliances heating up. I guess the smell of happiness is actually the smell of machinery.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Abercrombie and Itch

I have a pair of boxers from Abercrombie and Fitch. It is the most uncomfortable pair I own, it makes me feel like I have crabs or something.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008


I want to move to theory, it seems like a wonderful place because everything seems to work there.