Monday, June 30, 2008

Odd Career Plan:

So being a military psychologist would probably be cool, because you could kill the people who are making your patients/clients upset.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

I can't believe he posted that...

I find the word gumption to be hilarious because it sounds like a word for a disease involving lots of pooing.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

A Challenge

I challenge all women under 25 to never use the word "amazing" to describe their friends, weekends, trips, whatever, unless they mean it. You are turning it into a cliched word and I am sick of it.


Sunday, June 15, 2008

Father's Day

Too busy with a paper to come up with my own joke for today. Have this instead, and like your father said, be grateful for it:

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Senior Seminar

Paper: "Chess pieces can act in concert...."
Prof's note: "Can pieces "act"?
Me in class tomorrow: "Apparently you've never seen Harry Potter!"

Assassinating a Word

Did you know that "Assassination" spells Ass Ass I Nation? You'll
never look at it the same way again.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Look it up on Wikipedia....

Dean Windass was born on April Fools' Day, 1 April 1969 and grew up in Gipsyville, Hull. His parents, John and Doreen, divorced when he was thirteen years old.

Not a lucky kid, but he's in the premiereship now...

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Dark Side of the Toris

Doesn't "Shadow Children's Minister" sound really really creepy?


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