Thursday, October 29, 2009

Violence is fun

Wheelchair Rugby: proof that even if you break a man's spine and cut off his legs, that he will still want to kick his fellow man's ass competitively.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

200th Post!

Yeah, this is the 200th post.

And no, I have nothing to show for it. Sorry!

Friday, October 23, 2009

To all my homies in hot topic

If your band claims to play a genre of music that ends in the suffix "-core" they probably suck.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009


If you saw a book with the subtext "The Geometry of Excitability and Bursting", what would you think it was about?

If you guessed something about sex, you are wrong.

If you guessed theoretical neuroscience, you are right.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Applies only to the amateurs


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

When I'm Old

I have decided that when I have grandkids one day that they shall call me "gramps." It is endearing but still slightly grizzled.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

My cousin thinks I should go into advertising....

Bud Light: The beer of Nobel Peace Prize Winners!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Because Vin Diesel wouldn't be as funny?

Movie Idea: The Rock as an ex-special ops guy who somehow winds up doing social work, and severely manhandles abusive and neglectful parents. Should be a laugh.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Modal Logic is my friend

If there isn't a Nine Inch Nails cover band called Six Inch Screws, there ought to be.