Friday, February 26, 2010

Fabulous Facts

Lady Gaga + Ice Skates + Penis = Johnny Weir.

Sunday, February 21, 2010


I love this town. Let's hope Hipsters never find out that it exists.

Friday, February 12, 2010

What wouldn't Jesus do?

I don't understand why preachers feel the need to come to college campuses and tell the students that they are all sex-crazed perverts. No one says "I found Jesus after some guy on a soapbox told me I was living the life of a destitute prick, and I had an epiphany...."

Monday, February 8, 2010

Thoughts on 90's dance music

Contrary to popular belief, groove is not in the heart. It is in the Liver. This is why drunks cannot dance.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Pshh...what an Einstein.

Have you ever noticed that the line "God does not play dice with the universe" is self-contradicting?