Friday, August 28, 2009
If I had a band, our greatest hits album would be called either "Crimes Against Humility" or "Nature's Gift to God." I'm not sure which one is worse.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
It has recently been brought to my attention that Fox News is the highest rated news channel in America (or for evening news, or some shit).
Fox news is like a tabloid that people take seriously. It is scary, it is evil.
People bringing guns to healthcare rallies? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Say what you like about healthcare reform. Calling Obama a nazi and believing in death panels is simply moronic. The "America" that you grew up in was homogenous, white, repressive, homophobic, and terrifying to anyone who likes to think for themselves.
I hope these Fox News lovers go hang themselves.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Plunger in cart of stuff: Person is out shopping.
Plunger by itself: Person just backed up their toilet.
Condoms in cart of stuff: Person is out shopping.
Condoms by themselves: Person is about to get laid.
Condoms and plunger in cart of stuff: Person is out shopping.
Condoms and plunger by themselves: You don't want to know.