Friday, November 27, 2009

My apologies to Kant

"History is bunk"
- Henry Ford

"Ford is a douche"
- History

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Movie Math

Halo + Fern Gully = Avatar

Thursday, November 19, 2009

21st century fame

We used to get 15 minutes of fame. Now we get 140 characters.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


"The events and persons portrayed in this film are intended to be fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events, dead or alive, is purely coincidental."

Why is this at the end of so many science fiction films?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Half an hour ago the Commonwealth of Virginia executed a man who was clearly Schizophrenic. That is truly crazy.

Thursday, November 5, 2009


If they are my father's brothers-in-arms, that makes them my uncles (and aunts).

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Think about it.

Have you ever actually known someone to be a unicyclist that is....normal?