Drinking corona after brushing your teeth tastes like apple juice.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
"RICHARD LAERMER had always thought of himself as a quintessential New Yorker. As evidence, he pointed to his birth in Jackson Heights, his long-time residency in Chelsea and his authorship of seven guidebooks about the city." - The New York Times.
"Apparently my 5 guide books about DC just aren't enough." -Me
Friday, June 26, 2009
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Student: You hang up.
Significant Other: No, you hang up.
Student: You know, it really doesn't matter at all which one of us hangs up first. We can't really know, can we?
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
I hereby give all nerdcore rappers the right to use the following lines. Just thank me in the liner notes or something:
Got some strain in your fingers and a bad back?
I got a better chair and Qwerty is for bitches, I type in Dvorak!"