Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Try this the next time you're out....

It isn't two Bud Lights, it is two Buds Light.

Like attorneys general, or courts martial.

Think about it.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Kim Jong Ill or Kim Jong Kill?

"Meanwhile, there has been a steady stream of political purges, according to North Korean announcements and South Korean intelligence, with top party officials executed, dismissed or demoted — and a few killed in traffic accidents under circumstances the South Korean news media found suspicious."

Indeed, considering how there are practically no cars in the country.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

This only works in the American pronunciation

If I owned a sex shop, I'd call it "Toys for Twats."

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Why can't we wear gym shorts, anyway?

Number of pools that say you must shower before getting in: All of them.

Number of pools that enforce said rule: None.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Structure vs Function

The difference between a tote bag and a man purse is whether or not you wear it on your shoulder.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I'm sure there would be more appeal if it came with scuba certification....

When I'm a professor, I want to teach a 1 credit course in underwater basket weaving, just so that students can go home and tell their parents that they are definitely going to get an A in underwater basket weaving.

Friday, February 18, 2011

On Wallpaper

I'm pretty convinced that people who are technically literate yet do not change the default desktop background on their computers lack personality.