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Ever notice how the stuff you can order on TV exists only because it makes everyday tasks look impossibly hard or painful, and offers a solution?

"Willy" Lohman, anyone?

A few of my friends took time off from college to get into the sex toy business. It didn't work out. However, I wish I had thought to refer to them as "Dildo Salesman" at the time.

On Swearing

People who say "swearing shows that you have a limited vocabulary" obviously haven't met too many academics.