DAMMIT!

Do you ever think if Jack Bauer were real that he would be really ashamed of Kiefer Sutherland?

The bane of basic science/you should do something useful

Cellular Biology: Cancer

Neuroscience: Alzheimer's disease

Number Theory: Cryptography

In your field, what is the thing you have to mention in every grant proposal in order to feel like you can get funding?

Experience matters.

Whoever said you can't die from lack of sex was clearly a virgin.