Frustration.

When doing my computer vision homework, I actually derived f = -m' * L. FML indeed.

Living Dangerously by Kindergarten Standards

I don't wash my apples before I eat them. You are all wimps.

European Beaches

I bet the European version of "Girls Gone Wild" is called "Girls Gone Normal."

To be 12 again...

When the Eiffel 65 song "Blue" came out, I honestly thought it was about smurfs. I know that I am not the only person who thought this.

This should be your new year's resolution

There is a saying "You can't have your cake and eat it too." For years this confused me because you must be able to have cake before you can eat it. I assumed that the "and" implied some sort of time passing.

From now on, we should all say "You can't eat your cake and have it too" because it makes more sense.