My apologies to Kant

"History is bunk"
- Henry Ford

"Ford is a douche"
- History

Movie Math

Halo + Fern Gully = Avatar

21st century fame

We used to get 15 minutes of fame. Now we get 140 characters.

Disclaimer

"The events and persons portrayed in this film are intended to be fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events, dead or alive, is purely coincidental."

Why is this at the end of so many science fiction films?

Crazy

Half an hour ago the Commonwealth of Virginia executed a man who was clearly Schizophrenic. That is truly crazy.

Today.

If they are my father's brothers-in-arms, that makes them my uncles (and aunts).

Think about it.

Have you ever actually known someone to be a unicyclist that is....normal?