DAMMIT!

I wonder if Jack Bauer or anyone at CTU realizes that the most important events of their days seem to occur just before, but never on the hour?

I like some Haggis with my Hummus

I wonder if Scottish people have an easier time learning Hebrew because they can already make the "achhh" sound?

What do opera and male prostitution have in common?

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.

Two steps ahead, and then a slide tackle

Don't you think its a little ironic that the top level Women's football league in the UK is sponsored by a supermarket chain?

You know you're a geek....

....when Amazon.com starts recommending textbooks instead of actual books, and you have never bought a textbook from them.

New Year's Baby

Don't you think that the "first baby born in 2009" argument would be rendered useless if hospital staff understood anything that Einstein said?