I guess we all know how my brain is wired....

I saw a license plate today that said "MRICLE" and for a few minutes I was trying to figure out how the "CLE" pertained to getting or giving an MRI. Is it a job? A certifi....oh, micacle. Nevermind.

At least it doesn't taste like chicken...

Why does a post frosted flakes belch always taste like mac and cheese?

Not Schizophrenia

The only thing that looks crazier than a person talking to themselves on a bluetooth headset? Someone doing it in another language.

I bet they used Cosmos as an anesthetic....

I drove past a town today called "Ladysmith" and immediately thought "I bet that's what they called the surgeons performing sex-change operations back in the Victorian times...."

Retro in HD

I'm trying to figure out why this new HD TV makes a NES like beeping noise when turned on or off. So far: HD has gone retro?

Air Hockey

Any game where you are more likely to win by your opponent scoring on themselves than you scoring is not a game of skill.

Multiple Choice

Multiple choice tests: They give you the right answer, but you still get it wrong.

LOW BATT

I think its pretty dumb that cell phones with low battery power waste it by vibrating to tell us this.

The Greastest Question of all time?

I often find my mind wandering and asking many complex questions with difficult answers, like "Why the hell was the first Matrix rated R?"

The scary thing is that it will be ten years old this March. That makes me feel pretty old.

Shame

Have you ever looked at your "Top 25 Most Played" list on iTunes or your iPod and been really, really ashamed of yourself?