Both are pretty quiet, actually.

Every time I see a "Student Libertarians" sign I immediately think it says "Student Librarians."

Scranton Scantron

Every time I see a reference to the "University of Scranton" I misread it as University of Scantron. The first time this happened I thought "They must be the people that invented computer-read testing paper."

Talk about Mercury Poisoning....

Today in the lab I saw a drawer labeled "floating thermometers" but I thought at first glance that it said flying thermometers. That would be dangerous, and besides that totally unreadable.