If given the choice....

....between a lifetime supply of skittles or toilet paper, which would you pick and why?

Sorry About that

My blog was sort of taken offline because their spam program thought it was....spam. I didn't know whether to be offended or honored.

Talk about Mercury Poisoning....

Today in the lab I saw a drawer labeled "floating thermometers" but I thought at first glance that it said flying thermometers. That would be dangerous, and besides that totally unreadable.

And it must be in Switzerland

I recently got into an argument about the rules of kickball. I'll bet there is some kind of international kickball federation or whatever in Switzerland, made up of very articulate third graders.

...But are they really doctors?

I can make my body crack in so many places that I would make a chiropractor into a cry-ropractor.

Sam Jackson is Awesome

I want there to be a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson where he says "I AMMMMM THE DARKNESS ON THE FACE OF THE DEEP!" in his usual voice.

Admittance

Do you ever think that one should say "I sit corrected" instead of "I stand corrected" if they are in a chair and wrong?

Nasa Evaluations

I think I'd make a good astronaut, but not being able to scratch myself in a spacesuit without dying would suck.

Great uses of Mathematics #1

My uncle said "If everyone in America has at least 3 pairs of odd socks, that must mean there are over a billion missing socks in the US alone."

Odd that the person in my family I probably have the most in common with shares no DNA with me....

Negation in Behavioral Medicine

An away message belonging to one of my friends says "Adderall is my anti drug....drug"

This got me thinking.

Isn't methadone an anti-drug drug?

Decibels are a bunch of crap

As a kid I slept through gunfire, but now I can't sleep through a few drunks. It made for a cool story but I'd trade it for a good night of sleep.

Executive Power

Thomas Jefferson: The only US President with the stones to line item veto the Bible.

Restaurants

I want to open a Vietnamese and Mexican restaurant and call it Atacolypse Now!